21
Feb
13

Manob Borjo Bishoyok Golpo

hotei

Shohoj kothay eta hagu bishoyok golpo, ebong shei golper shonge kichhu upolobdhi.

ekdin oti shokale amar roommate eshe janalo toilet kaj korchhe na, shokaler tarahuray kothata kane dhuklo na. kichhukkhon por gosol korte kapor-chopor towel nie bathroom dhuklam. Toilet er dike takiye mejaj kharap hoye gelo, emon bhoyaboho obostha keno, amar roommate-er kothata mone porlo. jani je flash-e chap dewa ta khub ekta budhhiman er kaj hobe na. jei kaj nishiddho shei kajer proti manusher borabori tibro akorshon koutuhol, mone holo jodi kaj kore? dilam flash-e chap. er pore ghotona ja holo ta keo tar bhoyabohotomo shopneo konodin dekhbe bole mone hoy na. toilet upche je shudhu pani ber hote thaklo ta na, er bhetorer jabotio kothin torol bayobio bostu upche porte laglo, dekhte dekhte puro bathroom-er mejhe shei bostu-te soylab hoye gelo ar ami shei sroter majhe haa kore dariye thaka chhara kichhui korte parlam na. norar khomota hariye felechhi, kadteo parchhi na. hotath kheyal korlam shei torol podartho bathroom chhere amar bedroom-e dhoka shuru korchhe, bedroom-e wall-to-wall carpet. tonok norlo, doure gie (bola uchit shatre gie) towel die toroler jatra poth chapa dilam, konoi labh holo na, ek towel die ki bonna atkano jay? upayantor na dekhe amar jabotio porishkar kapor ja gosoler por porar jonno enechhilam bonnar jole chhurte laglam. tao kono labh holo na. ondher moto hater kache porone ja ja pelam shob torole bishorjon dilam, shukna bostur modhhe shudhumatro chultai baki roilo. ami haa kore dariye khali charidike takachhi. Ya Allah e ki gozob, Ya Allah amon obosthao manusher hoy. hotath mathay kichu ekta bole uthlo, kemon obostha? ami nijei uttor debar cheshta korlam kemon obostha. bhasha khuje pelam na, asholei eta kemon obostha? kharap obostha? keno kharap obostha? charidike takalam, takiye hotath pelo prochondo hashi, hagu panite dariye atta kapano hashi. mathay tape recorder er moto bajte shuru korlo, jibon jokhon tomake gu panite dara korabe tokhon tomar kaj gu panite dariye thaka, charidike takie er kodorjo dekha, mon die dekhle kodorjo ektu por chorom ek koutuke porinoto hobe. tokhon tomar kaj shei koutuk upobhog kora, ar tarpor nishthar shathe shei hagu pani porishkar kora. odhikansho khetre nijer borjo-i porishkar korte hobe; kokhono kokhono abar onner ta korte hobe. nijer hok ar porer hok shobi eki jinish, kaj holo porishkar kora, kore jao. moner shukher shathe ei kajer parotopokkhe kono dondo nai. drishtikon bodlale moner obosthao bodlabe. hagu hok ar hira hok shobi shesh porjonto shei onu poromanu electron diei toiri, tumi nijeo shei eki jinish.

manusher jiboner protita obhiggotar bhetorei onek rokom bekkha onek gupto shikkha thake. jiboner ekek shomoye proyojon onujayi shei ekek shikkha shamne eshe hajir hoy, manushke poth dekhay. aj jokhon sherokomi ek kodorjer majhe gola obdhi dube moria hoye poth khuje berachhi tokhon ashar alo dekhanor jonno hagu bishoyok ei bhoyaboho obhiggotar proti janai prandhala kritoggota.

30
Nov
09

eka

boro eka ami -

nijer chhayar moto

shunnotar moto

dirghoshasher moto

nishshongo brikkher moto

nirjon nodir moto

bichchhinno diper moto

mouno paharer moto

ajibon shaja-prapto dondo-prapto ashamir moto

boro eka ami

boro eka

 

(ekta gan theke nea – nirjone boshe protteker nijer mone upolobdhi kora chiroshotto koyekta line)

24
Nov
09

Reactions

So after a long time I bought today one of those Martinelli’s non alcoholic apple cider bottles that looks like a champagne bottle and it reminded me of a few good times I had some three years back when I first discovered it. My roommate at that time introduced me to it and being muslims we had to have some fun with it by watching other muslims’ reactions seeing us drinking from that bottle. Those of you who don’t know: muslims don’t drink (or are not allowed to drink by religious laws) and it is considered as a serious misdeed in muslim societies.

Our first experiment was when we went to one of our friends’ birthday. We brought a cake and with it, of course, one of those Martinelli’s bottles. My friend opened the door. “Happy Birthday!!”, we gave her the cake. Now the champagne looking thing needs some introduction because she’s staring at it. “Well…you see, it’s your birthday…and we thought…you know…doing it (drinking) only a few times maybe doesn’t really count..” She’s still staring. We continued, “well it’s not a big deal…you know just for one day…and we already bought it…so…” She’s still staring with confusion, and now also making some sounds like – “eh?…no…what?…kidding me?…lier…no noo…eh?”.

Seeing her reaction to it we now had to tell her the truth before the situation gets really awkward where she starts crying/kicks us out, or simply just agrees to drink and gets super excited about it ;) ….(plz don’t kick me when you read this, I’m sure you wouldn’t agree to drink ;) )…But I now kinda think it’d be more interesting if had we extended the lie a little further :) .

The next time I got to see people’s reactions wasn’t intentionally planned at first. I was just sitting after a long tiring day while enjoying some music and trying to open the bottle of my favorite apple cider without a bottle opener when my mom came online (yea she comes online to talk to me). I turned on my webcam and that’s when the idea came to my mind. “How’s everything”, I asked my mom with a particular tone intended to show that I’m in a bad mood, and then opened the Martinelli’s bottle in an impatient manner, took a tall transparent glass and started pouring the cider into it. Then I took a few sip, put the glass away sighing loudly several times while doing all these and asked “how’s everything” (or something similar) again.

She said, “What’s that?”

- What’s what?

- The thing you’re drinking.

- Nothing.

- What do you mean nothing?

- Nothing!……ahh what the Hell…who cares….yes I am drinking!… Okay?

The whole time I was eagerly waiting to see her reaction knowing for sure that she’d be outraged. Now after hearing my answer, she replied,

- hmmm.. nice!…so what does it taste like? (with a hint of curiosity in her voice)

- What??….. ha??

I am so confused! Is that really what she’s saying?….yea no doubt, she definitely knows. But I still said,

- Mom! How can you ask me that!?? How can you not even care if I drink?!

- Do you think I don’t know you enough after raising you for so many years? I don’t know what that thing is that you’re drinking, but after considering the probability of you suddenly start drinking alcohol and showing it to me on a webcam, do you really think I can’t figure out that you’re definitely not drinking what you’re saying you’re drinking, idiot.

My mom is pretty awesome and so my mission of seeing her reaction failed.

But my acting skill at that time was actually pretty good and the proof is my two friends who came online right when I was talking to my mom. So now I did the same thing with them that I did with my mom, separately, (and now I acted a little more drunk), and the following is how our conversations went:

Friend 1 (the emotional one, living in Malaysia):

-         OMG, Are you drinking???

-         hmm

-         Why? Whyy?? oh God!

-         noo reason.

-         Did someone dump you? (yea, she actually said that lol)

-         What??

-         I mean did anyone hurt you or anything like that? What happened??

-         I don’t know… Why are you asking weird questions, you’re giving me a bad headache.

-         Farha, please for God’s sake tell me what happened?? Tell me…Are you ok??

-         yes I am fineee! What’s wrong with you? Why are you pissing me offfff??

She kept annoying the drunk me from thousands of miles away in such a tone that she was sure something went terribly wrong with my life, and as soon as I tell her what went wrong, she’d instantly fly here like superman (or woman), solve all my problems, snatch the bottle away from me as fast as her super power allows, throw it into the pacific ocean, and thus, save my precious life.

Friend 2 (living in Bangladesh):

-         What’s that?

-         What do you think it is…hehe

-         hmm….how does it taste??

-         bad… not good.

-         I thought so. Well, I actually heard so.

-         hmm…

-         I always wanted to try too. Like, not really drink drink, but just taste and feel a little bit to see how it’s like.

-         really?  (in my mind: you punk, you acted so innocent before, and Now you’re revealing your inner secrets after seeing me doing it… :) )

-         hmmm…yea well I wondered you know… so how does it feel?

-         I don’t know….umm…whatever…you have to try it…

…I continued drinking

I later asked her what the explanation was behind her unexpected behavior. From analyzing her answer, this is what I got: She won’t ask you directly to give her an explanation when her level of confusion is too high. She’ll take her time and carry on an unemotional conversation while she tries to reason in her mind why you might be doing it. So what she came up with is that I might have found somewhere some logic that justifies drinking under the rules of Islam in certain circumstances, and I might be in one of those weird circumstances using the opportunity (!). So my confused smart-ass friend all this time was trying to pull information out of me to figure out how she should further react to this situation.

You guys just melt my heart and keep me entertained in so many strange ways that even my simple Mertinelli’s apple cider sometimes feels like alcohol when I think of you while drinking it.

13
Nov
09

Dui Bigha Jomi (My little piece of land)

 

tagore3I remember my mother reciting some of her favorite Rabindranath Tagore poetry when we were kids, most of which I didn’t really understand then. But now that I do, it is quite clear to me how Tagore’s writing had such tremendous influence on Bengali literature. Tagore’s brilliant word choices and smart word constructions (by joining two or more words in such a way that it perfectly expresses the emotion of the poem) have always made his poetry the most expressive and (at the same time) rhythmic it could ever get. The following is one of my (and I’m sure many of my fellow bangalis’) favorite poems of Rabindranath Tagore. Although any English translation can barely carry the flavor and feel of Bengali poetry because of the significant structural and cultural differences between the two languages, I’ve put here an English translation as well so that those who don’t know Bengali can at least get the basic idea of this poem.

 

Dui Bigha Jomi

Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941)

 

Shudhu bighe-dui, chhilo mor bhui, ar shobi gechhe rine

Babu bolilen, ‘bujhechho upen? e jomi loibo kine.’

Kohilam ami, ‘tumi bhu-shhami, bhumir onto nai –

Cheye dekho mor achhe borojor moribar moto thai’

Shuni raja kohe, ‘bapu, jano to he, korechhi bagankhana,

Pele dui bighe prosthe o  dighe shoman hoibe tana –

Ota dite hobe.’ Kohilam tobe bokkhe juria pani,

Shojol chokkhe, ‘korun rokkhe goriber bhitekhani.

Shopto-purush jethay manush she mati shonar bara,

Doinner daye bechibo she ma-ye emni lokkhi chhara!’

Akhi kori lal raja khonokal rohilo mounobhabe,

Kohilen sheshe kruro hashi heshe, ‘achchha, she dekha jabe.’

 

Pore mash-dere bhite mati chhere bahir hoinu pothe-

Korilo dikri shokoli bikri mittha denar khote.

E jogote hay shei beshi chay ache jar bhuri bhuri,

Rajar hosto kore shomosto kangaler dhon churi.

Mone bhabilam, more bhogoban rakhibe na moho-gorte,

Tai likhi dilo bishsho-nikhil du-bighar poriborte.

Shonnashi beshe firi deshe deshe hoia shadhur shishsho –

Koto herilam monohor dham, koto monorom drishsho.

Bhudhore shagore bijone nogore jokhon jekhane bhromi

Tobu nishidine bhulite pari ne shei dui bigha jomi.

Hate mathe bate eimoto kate bochhor ponero-sholo,

Ekdin sheshe firibare deshe boroi bashona holo.

 

Nomonomo nomo, shundori momo jononi bongobhumi,

Gongar tir snigdho shomir jibon jurale tumi.

Obarito math, gogon-lolat chume tobo pododhuli -

Chhaya shunibir shantir nir chhoto chhoto gramguli.

Pollob-ghono amro-kanon, rakhaler khela geho –

Stobdho otol dighi kalojol nishith-shitol-sneho.

Buk-bhora modhu bonger bodhu jol loye jay ghore –

Ma bolite pran kore anchan, chokhe ashe jol bhore.

Dui din pore ditio prohore probeshinu nij grame –

Kumorer bari dokkhine chhari, broth-tola kori bame,

Rakhi hat-khola nondir gola, mondir kori pachhe

trishatur sheshe pouchhenu eshe amar barir kachhe.

 

dhik dhik ore, shoto dhik tore, nilaj kulota bhumi,

jokhoni jahar tokhoni tahar – ei ki jononi tumi!

She ki mone hobe ekdin jobe chhile doridromata

Achol bhoria rakhite dhoria folful shak pata!

Aj kon rite kare bhulaite dhorechho bilash besh –

Pach-ronga pata onchole gatha, pushpe khochito kesh!

Ami tor lagi firechhi bibagi grihohara shukh-hin,

Tui hetha boshi ore rakkhoshi, hashia katash din!

Dhonir adore gorob na dhore! Etoi hoyechho bhinno –

Konokhane lesh nahi oboshesh she diner kono chinho!

Kollanmoyi chhile tumi oyi, khudha-hara shudha-rashi,

Joto hasho aj, joto koro shaj, chhile debi – hole dashi.

 

Bidirno-hiya firia firia chari dike cheye dekhi –

Prachirer kachhe ekhono je ache shei am-gachh eki.

Boshi tar tole noyoner jole shanto hoilo betha,

Eke eke mone udilo shorone balok-kaler kotha.

Shei mone pore, joishther jhore ratre nahiko ghum,

Oti bhore uthi taratari chhuti am kurabar dhuum.

Shei shumodhur stobdho dupur, pathshala polayon –

Bhabilam hay, ar ki kothay fire pabo she jibon.

 

Shohosha batash kheli gelo shash shakha dulaia pachhe,

Duti paka fol lobhilo bhutol amar koler kachhe.

Bhabilam mone, bujhi etokhone amare chinilo mata,

Sneher she dane bohu shommane barek thekanu matha.

 

Henokal hay jomdut-pray kotha hote elo mali,

Jhutibadha ure shoptom shure parite lagilo gali.

Kohilam tobe, ‘ami tou nirobe diyechhi amar shob –

duti fol tar kori odhikar, eto tari kolorob?’

Chinilo na more, nie gelo dhore, kadhe tuli lathigachh,

Babu chhip hate parishod-shathe dhorite chhilen machh –

Shuni biboron krodhe tini kon, ‘maria koribo khun’

Babu joto bole parishod dole bole tar shotogun.

Ami kohilam, ‘shudhu duti am, bhikh magi mohashoy!’

Babu kohe heshe, ‘beta shadhu-beshe paka chor otishoy!’

Ami shune hashi, akhi-jole bhashi, ei chhilo mor ghote –

Tumi moharaj shadhu hole aj, ami aj chor bote ||

 

Translation:

My Little Plot of Land

(From: The Daily Star, translated by Fakrul Alam)

 

Of my land only a little remained, the rest having been mortgaged away.

The zamidar (landlord) said one day, “Know what Upen? This too should come my way”.

I said, “O Lord, countless are the plots of land you already own,

But consider–I only have land enough to bury me when I’m gone!’

The zamindar brushed me aside saying, “Upen, I’m building a garden,

Your half-acre will allow me to design for it a lovely fountain–

You’ll have to sell it to me!”  ……. I replied, tears in my eyes,

and hands on my heart, “Spare this poor man’s land, or else he dies!

For seven generations we’ve tilled this plot and it’s everything to me,

Selling it will be like selling my mother because of poverty!”

The zamindar reddened, kept mum for a bit, and then gave a peculiar smile

In a forbidding manner, he muttered under his breath, “we’ll see in a while!’

 

In six weeks I was forced out of my ancestral land and into the road

By a court decree. Falsely, it said I had defaulted on a loan and owed

The zamindar the whole lot! Alas, in this world those who have most want all

Even the king won’t stop until he has grabbed everything–big or small!

I consoled myself: God has decided not to confine me to this small plot of land;

Perhaps I am fated to roam far and wide and end up in some distant strand.

And so I became a mendicant’s assistant and followed him everywhere

Visiting shrines that were memorable and seeing sights that were fair.

But no matter whether I climbed high peaks or reached a remote river bend

The thing I could never forget night or day was my little plot of land!

And so I traversed country fairs, fields, and roads for fifteen years or so

Until homesickness made me feel to my country once more I must go.

 

I thought as I went: motherland Bengal–I bow to you lovingly!

Your exquisite riverbanks and gentle winds will surely revive me.

I’ll thrill at skies kissing dust swirling up from wide open fields,

I’ll seek in the sylvan shade of a tiny village an abode of perfect bliss.

Bengal’s shaded ponds will be calm and comforting to see

And surely I’ll delight at sweet village belles carrying water home daily.

Such thoughts of my motherland made me sad and tears welled up in me.

Two days later–at noon– I entered my village– oh so eagerly!

Past the potter’s shop and left of the field where festivals are held I sped

Leaving the fairground–site of all delight– and the temple ground,

I hurried to my homestead–thirsty, eager and completely exhausted!

 

Shame, shame, oh shame on you, my shameless little plot of land!

How is it that you yielded so easily to the seducer’s blandishment?

Don’t you remember how you once nurtured me with what little you had?

How you provided me with fruits, flowers and produce from your bed?

Who are you trying to seduce now in fancy and dazzling dresses?

Why deck yourself in alluring colors and flower-studded tresses?

It was for you I came back worn out by years of wandering

But you, wanton, are only bent on being coy and enchanting!

Riches enticed you and the landlord’s wealth made all the difference

Nothing remained of what you once were — a maiden in essence!

So bountiful and giving once, so caring, sweet and pleasant,

Seduce him all you can– once a goddess, now you’re a mere servant!

 

With a grieving heart I looked around and what then did I see?

Still erect where it always stood was my favorite mango tree!

I sat down and wept till tears doused the pain that was in me

One by one, images of childhood resurfaced in my memory.

How after summer storms I wouldn’t sleep at all,

Knowing I had to gather by dawn the mangoes sure to fall

I thought of still fun-filled afternoons when we played hooky

And I felt: what a pity that such days I will never again see!

 

Suddenly a gusting wind shook the branches of the tree

and two ripe mangoes fell on the spot where I happened to be.

Surely, I thought, my mother has finally seen her long lost son,

I picked up the mangoes she lovingly gave me on this occasion.

 

Suddenly, as if an angel of death, an Oriya gardener was in the scene

Hair in knot, this man swore and threatened in a way that was obscene.

I told him, “I gave up all years ago without protesting the court decree

Why fuss if I pick up two mangoes from what was my property?”

Unimpressed, the gardener seized me, directing his stick at my head.

Dragging me to his landlord, he complained to him about what I said.

The zamidar, egged on by his cronies, thundered, “You’re as good as dead!”

But his abuse was nothing compared to what his cronies had to say.

All I could say in defense was, “my lord, those mangoes fell my way.”

The zamindar said, “This scoundrel acts innocent but is a big thief!”

With tears in my eyes I laughed at being made the source of all mischief.

 

I laughed at my fate and at all those years I spent in grief

Indeed, he is the saint now and I am the thief!

02
Nov
09

Imprisoned in 3 dimensions

Almost everyone needs a part of his day just for himself, having a little personal space and a little me time in doing stuff that he assumes no one else in the world cares about. Some people during that certain part of their day sitting in their personal spaces spent their personal time thinking about the “space-time” that they were sitting in, and that’s how the world now know many important facts about the universe. But, most of us do not spend our free time like that and we’d rather prefer watching a game than thinking about invisible and almost unconceivable stuff (although most of us would admit that it’s not that we have no interest in learning about the universe we live in). The first thing many of us with any kind of knowledge in science imagine as soon as we hear the word “space-time” is “Einstein” with his frizzy hair and crazy equations. Then for the fear of going crazy trying to figure out what the word might mean, we tend to run away from it as far as possible.  I wonder (concerning the ones who think that they might be interested in such topics but still stay away from it) if it is reasonable for one to fully blame the subject matter itself for being too difficult/unconceivable/confusing, or if it is just the physical work of finding suitable sources and the mental work of conceiving the subject matter that one fears. It is always possible to extract some easily understandable but interesting materials from any complicated subject matter, which is what many popular science books/documentaries/websites are trying to do these days. If anyone is interested in such topics I’m sure going through these sources would be a fun journey for them.

I thought I would start a science/philosophy series about the possible structure of the universe in terms of space/space-time, mostly from a metaphysical view point. The topic seems a little dry at first, but many who get into the details pretty much fall in love with it. Today rather than going into describing what space-time means, I’ll stick to some interesting facts only about space: what our perception of the dimensions of space is, what might be the limitations associated with that perception, and what it would be like to have a higher dimensional space in the same space we conceive to be 3-dimensional.

Is everything we see/feel/perceive all that there is in our surroundings? Is there any possibility that our perception of reality is limited and we cannot conceive beyond what our brain is tied to conceive? We think we live in a 3-dimensional space. When we ask the question how the size of the universe could be we mostly indicate the 3D spatial size of the universe in terms of light years and even then we have hard times dealing with the idea that the universe might have an infinitely large space. This is just the beginning. Scientists have started searching for quite a while if there are any extra dimensions in the same three dimensional space we live in. The search doesn’t deal with the “3D” size of the universe, but rather ponders if the universe has a bigger size in terms of higher dimensions: if the universe contains more than 3 dimensions/directions at every single point in space, or in other words, if the particles in the universe have a greater freedom of movement at any single point in space. Although our brains are not used to dealing with any extra directions other than our 3 usual dimensions and thus it is impossible for us to visualize a higher dimensional space, the fact is that there is no better reasons/logics to believe that the universe can only have 3 spatial dimensions rather than more.

Our familiar space having 3 spatial dimensions means that we can describe our positions in space using only three numbers in three mutually perpendicular directions. For example in Cartesian coordinate system, the directions are indicated by the three perpendicular, x, y and z, directions. Having an extra spatial dimension means that there would be another direction (for example, w) perpendicular to all the three x, y, and z directions in every point in space. Although it is not possible for us to visualize such a direction, we can easily understand it through reasoning. “Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions”, a book written in 1884 by Edwin A Abbott about a 2D land, might help understand this concept better. This book depicts a 2-dimensional ‘flat-land’ (flat in Euclidean sense, like any straight sheet of paper with no curvature in it) where everything is 2D including the houses, people and even the perception of people about the universe. These 2D people cannot see, feel or imagine the 3rd dimension in any way because all their body features are 2D and thus their eye sight and consciousness are restricted in 2D. Now let’s consider the 2D beings’ experiences in the universe and how we can describe those experiences from our 3D point of view. (Not all of the following points are taken from Flatland).

1. The 2D beings’ senses can only experience a 2D space making them think that the universe is a 2D universe.

2. The 2D beings are not able to see the full shapes of any other 2D beings or objects the way we, the 3D beings, are able to see from above. We are able to see the full shape of a 2D square drawn on a sheet of paper from above. But a 2D being residing on the same plane as the square will rather see only the sides of the square with his 1D eyesight than seeing the full square shape. Everything a 2D being sees is just a 1D line, and he tries to understand the shape of that line from comparing the brightness of different parts of the line (in a similar way we, the 3D people, understand 3D shapes and distances with our 2D binocular eyesight).

3. For the same reason stated above a 2D being only sees the boundary of the closed 2D square (or any other closed shape) and is never able to see the inside part of the closed sided square that we can easily see from above. It’s like saying that we (the 3D beings) can see inside a 2D room which, from a 2D being’s perspective, is closed from all directions. We not only can see things inside a closed boundary 2D room but also can pick something up from inside the room and put it outside the room without making it cross through the boundary walls of the room.

4. If a 2D square (or being) is somehow rotated 90 degrees angle about its 2D plane (suppose, the xy plane) so that now it enters the 3rd dimension in the z-direction and rests on the yz plane in such a way that half of the square’s body is above the xy plane (in +z direction) and half is below the xy plane (in –z direction),  the other 2D beings of the xy plane will no longer be able to see the sides/boundaries of the square and will only see a 1D line that contains a 1D segment of the middle part of the square’s body containing the square’s center. The 1D segment is one of the parts of the square that the flatlanders normally weren’t able to see when the closed sided square resided on the xy plane.

5. In a 2D land a ‘p’ and a ‘q’ are two similar looking shapes facing opposite directions (mirror images of each other), and however hard a 2D being tries to move/rotate a ‘p’ on the 2D plane, they can never turn it into a ‘q’. But a 3D being can pick up a ‘p’ from the 2D plane and can easily flip it in the 3rd dimension to make it face the same direction as ‘q’ and put it back on the plane so that now the ‘p’ looks like a ‘q’ to the 2D beings. It means that a 3D being can turn a 2D being/object into its mirror image by flipping it using the 3rd dimension.

Now let’s use these ideas to see how our 3-dimensional existence might look from a 4th dimensional point of view so that we can get an idea about the characteristics of a 4th dimension. (Here I am considering the 4th dimension as being a 4th Euclidean spatial dimension).

1. Our senses experience a 3D world and we perceive the universe to be 3D.

2. We are not able to see the full shapes of any other 3D beings or objects the way hypothetical 4D beings are able to see from the 4th dimension. We see only one side of the body (parts that are on the same side) of any 3D object at a time with our 2D eyesight. But the 4D beings would be able to see the full shape of each of us – front, back, top, bottom, all at the same time from a completely different angle. A 4D being seeing the shape of the top surface of a 3D table is at the same time able to see the shape of the bottom surface, the sides, the legs etc.

3. A 3D being only sees the surface area of a closed 3D solid shape (a room, a person’s body or any other closed shape) and is never able to see the inside part of the closed surface unless there is an opening on the surface. But a 4D being can easily see the inside of a closed solid even if the surface doesn’t have an opening. For example, a 4D being can see the surface area of our body as well as the parts and processes inside our body – our kidneys, lungs, heart pumping blood etc at the same time without cutting through any part of our body; he can read a book that’s sitting on a bookshelf directly without even opening it. Not only can a 4D being see things inside a closed surface but also can pick someone up from inside a closed room (or any type of closed body) with all the walls, doors, windows closed and put him outside the room without making him cross through the walls of the room using the 4th dimension. Magic!

4. If a 3D being’s body is rotated 90 degrees about our 3D world in such a way that now half of his body (head to waist) resides on the ‘+’ direction of the 4th dimension and the other half (waist to feet) resides on the ‘– ‘direction of the 4th dimension, only the cross section of the middle part of his body (the waist) will reside on our 3D world and we will only see a 2D cross section of his waist (a cross section that opens up the internal part of his waist to our vision) and nothing else!

5. our left and rights hands are two similar looking shapes facing opposite directions (mirror images of each other), and however hard  we try to move/rotate our left hand in our 3D world, it’ll never turn into a right hand. But a 4D being can pick up a left hand, can easily flip it in the 4th dimension, put it back and make it a right hand in the 3D world. It means that a 4D being can transform me (or anything else) into my mirror image only by flipping me using the 4th dimension and then my heart and all parts in the left part of my body will be in the right side of my body and vise versa.

There are many more unusual consequences like these we can come up with when we consider a higher dimensional universe. I am not claiming that if there are higher dimensions in the universe they have to be Euclidean ones. Physicists are considering as many as 11 dimensions with many logical shapes (i.e. curled up microscopic dimensions, 4D sinkholes in a higher dimensional space etc) for their work in string theory. But I thought it’d be a good practice to begin building our intuition for a 4th Euclidean spatial dimension before getting into more complicated structures of dimensions.

The following youtube link is a short, nice and simple visual explanation of the discussion above about flatland and its features:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIadtFJYWhw

Some books on this topic:

Flatland – Edwin A Abbott

Geometry, Relativity and the Forth Dimension – Rudolf v. B. Rucker

Hyperspace – Michio Kaku

Warped Passages – Lisa Randall

08
Sep
09

The Thief Story

I actually planned to open this blog solely with the purpose of putting down all the sophisticated and philosophical thoughts I had about resolving the complexities of nature and human life, so that my wisdom can show light to the poor human race, but somehow as soon as I opened the blog I forgot everything I thought of writing and the only thing I remember now is the thief story.

The thief story is just a story about a thief who once paid a brief visit to my house in Dhaka, Bangladesh.

My family lives on the 3rd floor of an apartment building in Dhaka. My sister (19 at that time) and my brother (15 at that time) have their own bedrooms but they both share the same bathroom next to my sister’s room. It was a very dark night and everyone at the house was deep asleep. Suddenly someone’s presence in the house woke her up. At first, in her sleep, she thought my brother was going to the bathroom. But then she noticed that my brother had a torch light in his hand…What the hell is he doing with a torch light???

My mom sometimes hides my brother’s novels and other story books so that he spends more time studying his school stuff than reading those, and at that very moment my sister thought that my brother was secretly searching for the books my mom hid. So she kept pretending to be asleep to see what he does. Because of the the intense darkness she hadn’t been able to see him so far, but now suddenly she noticed that my brother was naked!

I think I should give some background here. The most common thief tradition in Bangladesh is that, thieves tend to go to their jobs naked, putting a lot of oil all over their bodies, so that if someone catches them they can easily slip through his hands and escape. Given the level of crime they perform, they probably think that it is safer for them to just use tricks to escape than carrying a lethal weapon and ending up injuring or killing someone.

So it was actually a thief, who my sister was still mistaking as my brother. Either, he was the same age as my brother with similar height weight etc, or my sister at the middle of the night in her sleep just couldn’t think of any other options than that being my brother. Seeing him naked walking around with a torch light freaked her out. She thought my brother went crazy, and thus, out of fear and confusion, she kept quiet.

The thief left her room and went to the living room. Now my sister, not being able to resist her curiosity, followed him. Right when she was at the living room door the thief noticed her from the other side of the room and turned around focusing the torch light on her face. Now for the first time my sister shouted out, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???” She thought of turning on the lights of the room, but the fact that my brother was naked stopped her from doing that. Still holding the light on her face, the thief suddenly started bending his knees and slowly sat down on the floor. Then suddenly using both his hands and feet the thief started crawling like a spider towards my sister! (probably because my sister was standing at the doorway which he needed to use to escape). Now my sister got so terrified that she ran straight to my mom’s room, woke her up and told her how crazily my brother was acting. They both came to the living room and found nobody there. They went to my brother’s room, found him asleep and thinking that he was pretending, woke him up and started interrogating him. My poor brother just blankly stared at them like a fool. The idea of that person being a thief was probably in a corner of their minds, but they were just too unsure to seriously consider it given the fact that there was no trace of a thief entering the apartment with all the doors properly closed from inside.

In the morning, everyone started looking for any sort of traces of a thief entering the house, in order to decide whether my brother (or sister) should be taken to a psychiatrist. To save his reputation my brother, desperately trying to find a clue, at last found one part of the balcony railings being cut off. He was probably the happiest person in the world to know that he wasn’t sleep walking naked with a torch light, and my sister was probably the most terrified one to know that she had been watching and following a naked thief for almost 10 long minutes and ended up shouting at him which made him crawl towards her like a human spider.

Climbing up a 3rd floor balcony, and cutting an iron railing in a silent night is not an easy job to do; and in my opinion the idea of slowly sitting down to suddenly crawl toward a person to scare and surprise her is simply brilliant. That naked thief surely had some skills and talent to be proud of.

I just wish he used those qualities in doing something better.




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